A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt..when she arrives at Cairo..she picks a random guy, and starts her interview.
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do you speak English?
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do you mind if i interview u?
Egyptian: No, i dont have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: Oh no, i meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do you sink?
Reporter: It's just for the sake of the report..never mind...male....
Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time you want
Reporter: No,thanks,I'll take you for your word...so..how do you find life here in Egypt?
Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do you like in your country? Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter: Ok..let's move on..what do you do?
Taha: I am very well, sank you
Reporter: No, I mean do you have a job?
Taha (looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any(jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do you have a (job) with you?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reporter: Oh my god, DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do you think about the traffic problem in egypt?
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..you see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if you go..you cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in Egypt?
Taha: No NO NO..Egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do you make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..
